The calm, clear newborn guide every first-time parent wishes they had at 3am.
Know what’s normal.
Trust yourself.
Stop spiraling.
No fluff. No guilt. No rules.
This guide is for you if...
You Google at 3am and spiral
You can’t tell what’s normal vs. concerning
You feel trapped by naps / contact naps
You want one clear framework (not more advice)
When I first started, I though it would be peaceful. It wasn't.
It was:
3am Googling
Feeling trapped at home
Constant second-guessing
I didn’t need more advice.
I needed things to make sense.
The problem wasn’t me.
I just didn’t know what was normal.
Most “problems” are phases
Babies are adaptable
You can’t spoil a newborn
When things make sense,
panic drops fast.
INTRODUCING:
"THE FIRST 90 DAYS SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR CLUELESS NEW PARENTS"
Not a schedule.
Not sleep training.
Not rules.
Just clarity — when you need it most.
Open it at 3am. Get an answer. Go back to sleep.
By breaking down the newborn period into clear, simple, step-by-step phases, I was able to:
Understand EXACTLY what my baby needed each week
Reduce crying by knowing how to interpret cues
Finally be able to leave the house without fear or chaos
Stop comparing myself to perfect parents online
Finally enjoy my baby instead of constantly feeling overwhelmed
This works even if nothing else has ever made sense to you before...
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Here's Everything You Get With "THE FIRST 90 DAYS SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR CLUELESS NEW PARENTS" Today!
What's included:
The Complete 100-Page Guide: A proven, frustration-saving roadmap that simplifies the newborn period and walks you through EXACTLY what to expect, what to do, and how to stay sane.
🎁 Plus These 5 Essential Bonuses 🎁
How to Leave the House Without Chaos: Step-by-step checklist and timing guide so outings finally feel possible.
The Baby Nap Decoder: How to Know When They’re Actually Tired: Includes red-eyebrow cue, wake window cheat sheets, and examples from real parents.
The Contact Nap Survival Handbook: How to manage contact naps without feeling trapped — and how to gently transition out of them.
The ‘Is This Normal?’ Quick-Check Guide: The top 37 things that freak out new parents (but are totally normal).
The Mental Load Reset for New Parents: Stop feeling like you have to do everything. Includes scripts for partner communication.
Normally: $29
Today: $8
YOUR TRANSFORMATION PATH BEGINS HERE
The 5 MODULES That Will Transform Your First 90 Days:
Each MODULE is precisely designed to TRANSFORM YOU through a PROVEN APPROACH:
MODULE 1: Stop panic. Normalize chaos.(Week 0–2)
Understand the emotional and physical chaos so you don’t think you’re doing it wrong.
Techniques: “Normal vs. Not Normal” checklist
How to stay calm during unpredictable crying
How to survive the first 72 hours at home
MODULE 2: Decode cues. Less guessing. (Week 2–4)
Decode fussiness, hunger, tired cues, overstimulation, and gas.
Techniques: Cue-to-response mapping
Fussiness triage system
Overstimulation prevention
MODULE 3: Gentle structure. No rigidity.(Week 4–8)
Create structure without rigidity or stress.
Techniques: Wake window mapping
The “good enough routine”
Nap + feed balancing
MODULE 4: Contact naps to micro-freedom (Week 6–10)
Get back your arms, your time, your sanity.
Techniques: Gentle transition method
Environmental adjustments
How to get 10–20 mins of freedom without tears
MODULE 5: Confidence + mental load reset (Week 8–12)
Stop feeling alone, behind, or confused.
Techniques: Daily sanity rituals
What to ignore online
Mindset shifts that reduce 80% of anxiety
You don’t need to do this perfectly.
You just need clarity — and support.
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